The Useless Gacha Pull

“Thirty classmates pulled five-star legendary heroes; I got a striped cat in an apron whose only skill is boiling water.”

During a trigonometry test in Cali, thirty high school students are pulled into a medieval gacha fantasy game. While her classmates summon celestial paladins and level-ninety archmages, Andrea pulls a one-star common card: Don Tiburcio, a grey tabby cat with a butler demeanor whose only active ability is 'Serve Hot Tea'. But Don Tiburcio remembers earlier patch notes, knows the engine's physics collision flaws, and intends to break the realm's economy using unpatched thermodynamic glitches.