The Useless Gacha Pull·Episode 05

The Balanced Ledger

~4 min · 816 words

A wall of dense white steam engulfed the entire valley like a boiling sea of milk smelling faintly of fresh bergamot and wild chamomile. The Void Overlord swung his four shadow axes blindly, but the bedrock beneath his boots ceased obeying the laws of Euclidean geometry: the memory overflow had wiped the stone texture coordinates, turning the drawbridge into a floating wireframe strip of neon green code that flickered with rendering faults.

The tectonic titan stumbled in the digital void, unleashed a garbled cybernetic shriek, and plunged vertically through the floor of the world, erased from the server like a corrupted file dragged into the desktop recycle bin of an old school computer.

In the center of the village square materialized a luminous, golden portal, framing with crystal clarity the green chalkboard of classroom 302, the white trigonometry exam sheets upon the Formica desks, and the slumped silhouette of Mr. Moncayo snoring peacefully with his head resting on his desk blotter.

The village non-player characters, who had spent three days frozen beside vegetable carts scripted never to spoil, emerged from their clay cottages with genuine expressions of algorithmic bewilderment upon their faces. For the first time in the server's logging history, a vanguard of adventurers had not incinerated the barley terraces with grand fire spells to farm combat experience; they had preserved the rural economy using unpatched steam pressure and high school physics.

—The way home! —screamed the thirty students in unison, tumbling headlong into the warm light amid tearful embraces, relieved laughter, and sworn oaths never again to install mobile games with in-app microtransactions.

Sebastián Martínez halted inches from the threshold. He turned back toward us, looked at me, and then lowered his gaze to Don Tiburcio, who was busy repacking porcelain teacups into a wicker hamper with unhurried British poise and a spotless apron.

—Andrea... —Sebastián mumbled, rubbing the back of his neck in profound shame that turned his ears scarlet—. Thank you. Truly. Forgive me for what I said in the meadow when we arrived. Without your cat, we would have ended up as fertilizer for dungeon rats forever.

—Learn to respect humble tools, Sebastián —I told him with a calm, gentle smile—. And return the vinyl eraser you borrowed in second grade when we get back to our desks.

Sebastián gave a sheepish nod, spun on his heel, and stepped through the portal, leaving the village in peaceful stillness under the three moons.

Mateo and Sofía followed shortly after, waving warmly and promising that we would form an applied physics study club during tomorrow's recess to truly understand thermodynamics. I stood alone in the violet meadow beside Don Tiburcio.

—Well, Don Tiburcio —I murmured, a small lump forming in my throat—. It seems the match is concluded. I suppose your summoning contract lapses once the session disconnects.

The gray cat peered at me over his gold pince-nez, groomed his left whiskers with a practiced paw, and let out a deep, resonant purr that vibrated against the cool evening air.

—Concluded, Miss Andrea? My dear girl, what an appalling lack of commercial imagination. Within this server's architecture remain seven uncharted provinces, twelve paladin orders desperately requiring basic double-entry bookkeeping, and three ancient dragons suffering from chronic gout for want of a decent hot infusion.

—Are you suggesting you do not wish to return to your resting state in the common card library?

—I am suggesting, Miss Andrea, that provided you keep my crystal inside your pencil case back in Cali, we can log in every Friday afternoon after class. After all, someone has to instruct this realm on how to balance an operating budget without incinerating the autumn harvest.

I grinned, tied my apron strings tight around my waist, and stepped through the golden light toward the classroom, knowing that the real world would never feel dull again so long as I had a boiling kettle in my pocket.

The fragrance of chamomile and toasted bread faded gently into the afternoon air, leaving only the tranquil murmur of Cardona's village fountains trickling beneath an unclouded lilac firmament. The entire digital realm seemed to exhale in collective relief, shaking off centuries of endless combat cycles to enter a fresh dawn of peacetime commerce and disciplined accounting.

I watched my classmates filing through the radiant archway in single file, laughing and brushing virtual dungeon grit from the lapels of their rumpled school blazers. We had crossed over as frightened adolescents trembling before a geometry pop quiz, and we were returning as the founding executive board of an unscripted industrial revolution.

I tightened the nylon straps of my backpack against my shoulder, felt the warm, comforting heft of the gray crystal resting inside my pencil case, and cast a lingering glance at the three lilac moons suspended over the ridges of Cardona. The fantasy kingdom was still out there, humming patiently inside an unhandled memory glitch.

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